jump seat sniffer

1.A creepy guy who has a thing for "stews" also known as flight attendants,female variety. He is usually remarkable for his porn mustache and clothing chiefly made from petroleum-based material.
2.A loathsome creature most often found on aircraft headed for all-inclusive resorts.

Flight Attendant to colleague: "Watch out for the skeevy guy in 25C near the lav- What a jump seat sniffer!"

jump seat skeevy passenger stewardess flight attendant
repugnant porn mustache

by skyhag August 5, 2009

snoffed

Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.

"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"

by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020

fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.

Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.

by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009

Panty sniffer

A man who cannot be trusted around worn panties. He has an uncontrollable urge to wear them on his face causing him to look like Spider-Man. A panty sniffers name is often Danny.

Danny enjoys being a dirty panty sniffer and looks like Spider-Man when he wears them on his face.

by Wintertime79 February 10, 2017

chair-sniffer

noun: slang term for a heterosexual male. Oversexed hetersexual man. Pervert.

Last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.

by Adidasrob May 24, 2006

hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019