drowning the snake

When one masturbates under water

"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

by BlackyChan69 June 5, 2016

alabama water snake

A penis dipped in chocolate milk

That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake

by farty turds March 1, 2019

I hate snake-eu

When your in an interview and your name is Jhope and you are just in the mood to be extra af.

*jimin pulls out invisible camera and films Jhope*
*Jhope breathes heavily and turns the the camera with wide eyes*
Jhope: I hate snake-eu

by Jins_vocalcords_ahhh May 6, 2019

tuggin the snake

To masturbate or beat your meat

Guy:1 Whats the most awkward thing thats ever happened to you?
Guy:2 This one time when me and my dad were tuggin the snakes we made eye contact. Wasnt able to beat my meat again for a whole month.

by Snaketugger3000 October 19, 2020