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Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead
Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022
mugGet the Cock sneezemug.

sneeze edging

When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).
Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.
by Tanooki14 May 4, 2022
mugGet the sneeze edgingmug.

Macaroni and Sneeze

A regular for lunch at institutions such as public schools, hospitals (esp. mental), and the military/boot camp. Any kind of pasta dish consisting of ingredients/prepared by individuals you are unsure of.
The lunch lady had something hanging from her nose on Monday, the same day we had Macaroni and Sneeze...
by Trikxabye June 14, 2011
mugGet the Macaroni and Sneezemug.

Tittie sneeze

after you sneeze you yell out show me them titties
ahhhh ahh show me them Titties!!!!!that is a tittie sneeze
by shaggy953 February 5, 2009
mugGet the Tittie sneezemug.

Sneezing Panda

When you cum in a girls pussy and she queefs spraying a white mist like a sneeze. Similar to the popular sneezing panda YouTube video.
Nick: "Yo I was banging Dakota's sister Heather last night and I came in her and she queefed."

Brandon: " Oh man sneezing panda!"
by D Tausch March 20, 2011
mugGet the Sneezing Pandamug.

Michigan sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in ones vagina.
''Last night I gave that girl a Michigan sneeze!''
by the raper 666 April 25, 2010
mugGet the Michigan sneezemug.

genital sneeze

cumming inside someone or something, male ejaculation, empty your balls, orgasm
sorry for the genital sneeze i just left inside you, can i genitally sneeze on your face.
by fumper69 December 22, 2009
mugGet the genital sneezemug.

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