SNAIDS

Snail aids... somewhat like GAIDS but not... made just for Kenny.

"You just got SNAIDS. HAHAHA!"

by Dayna January 21, 2004

Snail trail

Noun
The mucus left behind when you wipe your nose somewhere, i.e. your hand to remove snot from it.

Oh man, did you see the snail trail Retard Jake left on the back of the bus seat?

by CrazyGrape November 11, 2014

Snailed it

A phrase used to describe a situation in which succes is found but at a later point than intended.

Son: Wow Mom you're getting really old!
Mom:Excuse me?!
Son: By that I Mean you're aging bueatifully like a fine wine.
Mom: Why thank you son.
Son: Snailed it!!

by Apollyon101 October 12, 2014

snail mail facial

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

snail racing

Getting bare ass nekkid and rubbing your vagina across a linoleum floor. Not recommended for wood floors or carpet.

Hey, you up for some snail racing?

by master.of.porkchops October 1, 2013

snail venom

any for distilled alcohol, mostly moonshine

dude, you friend is totaly fucked on snail venom...

by fireslug March 28, 2005

snailin'

similar to beasting except more beasty. and more chill too.

yo, did you see that snailin' man over there steal that car in a second?!?! -snailin man drives away in the car and winks and his smile sparkles-

by alyssalyssalyssalyssa June 7, 2007