cock-snacker

someone who loves to suck dick, one who snacks soley on penis

Pete though not admittedly gay is a huge cock-snacker

by Peter Dydo July 10, 2006

snackcidents

1. various snacks that one buys in preparation for a long car ride in case traffic-causing automotive accidents delay their opportunity to snack.

"Ah, man I'm starving! But this accident is leaving the freeway so congested!"

"Don't worry bro, I brought snackcidents! Trailmix anyone?"

by submonkeys August 14, 2012

Snack Daddy

a person who is willing to exchange sexual favors for snacks.

1. Kati S. is the most slammin' snack daddy I've ever banged.

2. Katie J. likes her snack daddies big and black.

3. Mount Holyoke girls love the snack daddies from Amherst.

by SnackDaddyDos December 16, 2008

Snackbox

A Female's vaginal region.

Yesterday I picked up a chick and she let me eat her snackbox.

by Snackboxer May 1, 2009

snackcrack

A term referring to the vagina.

I ate her stinking snackcrack for an hour and then the bitch wouldn't even suck my dick.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Snacker's Remorse

when one consumes copious amounts of decadent nutritionally-deficient snacks and feels regret about the gluttony soon thereafter.

while snacker's remorse normally occurs with calorie-heavy treats that have busted the snacker's diet, this sentiment can also occur when a person consumes a treat that doesnt taste the way they were hoping, or tastes really really bad.

I shouldn't have had three of those dark chocolate bars! They were SO good, but now I'm filled with snacker's remorse!

I had a snack attack this afternoon and I just had to eat that whole bag of chips. Now I have snacker's remorse.

Oh man, the gooey yellow squares on that tray are really nasty! Snacker's remorse!

by shanhorton January 21, 2009

smackyourjenkins

a lovely person often associated with nannas cottage and a sheep named marmite-buckles. aw isnt it a beautiful colourblind lamb.

you might say:
-how old is marmite buckles?: its newborn dumbass.
-whats its favourite colour?: sheep are colourblind dumb betch.
-where was marmite made?: mississippi smackyourjenkins

by curtains pole October 6, 2008