A female of a certain subset. They are LOUD. They typically smell bad. They typically have long fingernails. They typically have multiple baby daddies. The word SBoon is a shortened version of “she boon”… as in a female baboon.
“That Sboon just cash her tax refund. She has 6 kids so she received a tax refund of $12,000 even though she only paid in $3.83 in income tax. The taxpayers gladly hand the sboon their hard earned money. Instead of the tax money being used to repair infrastructure… we support many sboons.”
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Get the Smcondused mug.The act of defecating in a toilet with one or more persons. Usually, all people present huddle together to use the same toilet, but if there are multiple toilets facing each other it still counts.
“Hey man, me and Seymour just had an awesome shoon sesh in the bathroom. Our shit came out at the same time.”
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Guy 2: oh guy 3 is just shoonscrolling
Guy 1: what
*Meanwhile*
Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*
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Guy 1: what
*Meanwhile*
Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*
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