Smarthole

n. One who obnoxiously asserts his/her intellectual superiority. Conjoinder of 'smartarse' and 'arsehole'.

"Who rammed a stick up your arse, smarthole?"

by El Farmerino September 16, 2005

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

Dusty Smith

A sexual activity in which the male places a powdered donut around the shaft of his penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman, creating a cloud of "dust" as their bodies make contact. Finally, he makes the female eat the donut.

Hey man, I just gave your girlfriend a Dusty Smith.

by The German Jackhammer October 21, 2011

Smirt

A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.

God that hot chick is such a smirt, I wish I smoked.

by Jack Denny October 1, 2006

Matt Smith

The Horrifyingly fabulous Actor, Most famous for playing the Doctor on the insanely popular BBC show "Doctor Who"

Sophia: David Tennant Is So much better then Matt Smith.
Izzy: Is he the cutest in the universe? I don't think so, Matt is simply the best.

by One Of Them Fabulous People October 28, 2011

kevin smith'd

when southwest airlines kick you off a flight a flight for no reason and then make up a bullshit story about it to cover their own asses.

I just got kicked off a flight for no reason, I've been kevin smith'd

by Ilikeadickinmymouth January 24, 2011

Stan Smith

An old-school, classically popular make of Adidas trainer with a simple, streamlined design.

first launched in 1965, and then renamed the Stan Smith in '71 when he began to endorse them

by coined December 30, 2004