smuckerdoodle

Another name for a Smuckers brand Uncrustable. Believed to have originated in central Texas where the name was often confused for a local tradition in which the outer most part of a donut is removed and used as cattle or pig feed prior to being slaughtered as a kind of “last meal” celebration.

Bro wya

At H-E-B getting random shit and some uncrustables for my girl, it’s all she eats lmfao.

Brooo💀💀💀 is this girl a cow ?

lol I meant smuckerdoodles…But also yea she’s a bit of a hog

by Wangledangus April 2, 2023

Fag sticker

A smiley face next to someone's name, say in an AIM profile, meaning that the person that put the smiley there either wants them or thinks this person is a fag. The most common fag sticker is made up of an equal sign and a bracket . =

XD123: Hey =
BD567: Wow, way to fag sticker me.

Me:Did you see the fag sticker on Dave's shirt?
Bob: Yeah, classic!

by Legallyyours508 July 23, 2009

Shank Smacker

A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment

He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker

by rikcy Weed July 31, 2009

Man Smackery

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.

Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"

by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

River Snickers

Shit found in a river or lake, usually after a large group of tubers has passed or a large group of boaters stayed in one place for a long time.

"Dude, I thought you needed to find a bathroom? "

"Nah, I dropped a river snickers ."

by Deuce McCalister August 16, 2016

Bumper Sticker

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass

ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night

by madjunkie March 16, 2017