Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

Cunt Smasher

A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.

Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy

After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.

by Imperial Meatballs July 31, 2018

Bag Smasher

Noun

A person who works for an airline or hotel who carelessly or maliciously handles luggage in a manner that causes damage.

Those lousy bag Smashers damaged my suitcase.

by Carl Morning November 8, 2018

Smushed pickle

Extremely inebriated, mushed mouthed from achohol abuse causing one to be an aggressive shit kid. Lowered inhibitions..

Wow! Destiny was a smushed pickle last night..

by Jimmbosliggity May 19, 2019

Ass Smasher

One who spanks and beat down tight asshole

Beats bubble ass

Makes ass tap out

He's a Ass Smasher.

by Buttbusta October 17, 2019

Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019

Smackhead Smasher

A person a who likes to have sex with local smackheads

you’re a smackhead smasher for smashing that local smackhead

by @Jrdznn — insta November 13, 2020