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sleep writing

It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?

žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!

Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??

žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 9, 2009
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sleep crapnea

Crapping your pants in your sleep; usually when you are sick and you wake up in the middle of the night to a wet brown surprise.
"Mom it happened again, damned sleep crapnea."
by Evan Thomas01 January 6, 2008
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sleepbaked

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
Most practice fields don't bleed.
by Spaztic December 28, 2003
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Sleep Job

What is given when a girl falls asleep before any sexual activity can occur.
Tony: Dude, how did it go in the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.
by Muffin DFD July 5, 2009
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sleeky eyes

Characteristics of a typical Asian's eyes that resemble the sleek headlights on cars.
"Damn he's fast. Him and his fancy cars, blingy clothes, and sleeky eyes."
by MrWhitie February 25, 2010
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Sleep Debt Loan Sharks

The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.

Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.

As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.
Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?

Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.

Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!
by Double A Tron April 3, 2011
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Sleep Tight Pupper

Sleep Tight Pupper is a term used for Gabe the Dog or any popular dog meme on the internet, in which the dog is small, and usually indicates said pupper has passed.
Did you hear Gabe The Dog died.
Yeah... Everyone should say Sleep Tight Pupper before they sleep tonight.
by Backtalkers February 5, 2017
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