sloam

A disturbing situation or thing or person that squelches and/or glurps

Don't be such a sloam you fuckass

by linear soul child July 31, 2003

Shommocks

noun: legs, to move ones legs

Person 1: Laura is sitting in my chair

Person 2: Tell her to shift her shommocks

by Laura0610 February 5, 2007

slammy stick

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

Slomongitis

A not-so-common disease among directors, driving them to use far too much slo-mo in movies.

Zack Snyder, the director of 300 and Watchmen. Diagnosed of Slomongitis January of 2009. Poor bastard.

by Dr. Mason May 15, 2009

slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 7, 2017

dandy slammed

Drunken sex outside during fireworks followed by a breakfast date. Bonus points if it's at Fourth of July.

After the picnic, I totally dandy slammed her. Good omelet, too.

by Adub74 November 23, 2014

Door Slamming

The act of leaving a group chat for dramatic purposes. Often done for comedic effect, to make a point, or in a fit of riteous indignation. Generally done with the assumption that you will be reinvited to said chat. When Door slamming backfires, and you are not reinvited to the group chat, See: Doorslammed

Sometimes, when shit gets ridiculous on messanger, you just need a good doorslam.

Door Slamming, when done properly, can be hilarious.

by Jeffy Douglass August 26, 2017