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jibe 'n' slide 

Originally known as jibe slide but due to popular demand it has been changed to “jibe ‘n’ slide”.

The process of entry into a girls pants whilst dancing with her in a night club.

The procedure starts with the right hand entering the female’s pants via her bottom and then cunningly sliding the hand around the body of the victim until the hand conveniently arrives at the clitoral area.

At this point, the "jibe 'n' slide" has been successfully accomplished and the perpetrator can engage in the intended activity of a sexual nature.

Alfie says : Jesus Christ; Herbert has just gone for the jibe 'n' slide on Sylvia.

Arthur says : Fuck me, he has done it in a record time of 1.38 seconds.

Mavis says : That is disgusting, although you have to hold your hands up to Herbert, he is a jibe 'n' slide legend!!
jibe 'n' slide by Richard13510 March 20, 2008

Cha Cha Slide 

When you slide the crotch of a girls underwear to the side so you can get to her cha cha
We didnt have time to get naked so I went with the cha cha slide to get it in
Cha Cha Slide by Matteo P. November 13, 2011

Crack Slide 

To repeatedly thrust or slide the penis between the two globes of a woman’ ass. The crack slide is preferably performed on women with large buttocks and loads of ass cleavage. Basically it is the ass version of the titty fuck.
I would crack slide the shit out of Kim Kardashian's huge booty!
Crack Slide by CamelTap January 3, 2008

Alabama Mud Slide 

This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?
Alabama Mud Slide by MudslideMan November 12, 2019

cameltoe slide 

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.
cameltoe slide by reddog October 23, 2004

Snail Slide 

When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.
Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.
Snail Slide by ginsu417 February 19, 2004