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Slippery Newman

when a man gathers the squirt juice from a woman and uses it to whale it(jack off).
The other day Jimothy gave himself a real nice slippery newman with Bertha's Juice.
by Daveball April 20, 2010
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slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers
"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden
by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010
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Snack Slapper

A female willing to give oral sex for food.
by Coe December 2, 2003
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Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.
Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!
by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005
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Cointreau Slapper

An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.
We were drunk at Rich's party last night; we drank five Cointreau Slappers each.
by fijimike May 18, 2009
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slippery snake

When a guy unexpectedly surprises his bitch with a sneak attack slip of the dick into an extremely wet pussy.
Dude, Johnny pulled the slippery snake on Kate last night! She had no idea what hit her!
by Bonty Miracola March 22, 2010
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slit slapper

A person that gains pleasure in slapping womens slits.
Person 1 -"Oh shit, i just slapped your slit to fuckery."
Person 2 - "Slap it again, you gunt funting slit slapper"
by Goonman May 11, 2006
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