Scab Stabber

Someone who cannot let go of old wounds and allow them to heal, and won't allow others to do so.

Every time that Scab Stabber came over, she wanted to talk about my ex and how we all used to hang out back in the day. After a while, I just had to stop taking her phone calls.

by Word Kitchen July 15, 2011

dick slobber

Dick slobber is the combination of cum and vagina juices on the dick after sex that men find funny to rub on the women's body after sex.

He rubbed his dick slobber all over me

by meleddy December 5, 2016

poo poo stabber

British slang for a homosexual man Typically used as a derogatory term.

"I just got hit on by a dirty poo poo stabber. I told him to go play with his own yarbles!"

by Russ on the bus September 4, 2013

slobberchop

The act of licking the side of one's own hand and karate chopping someone across the face.

Jessica just slobberchoped him across the face!

by MK76 December 12, 2012

knob-slobberific

An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.

Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.

Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'

Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Poo Stabber

boys who work in web departments with secret obsessions with cat toys, love crock pots, and Chinese women.

Everyone may think they are working diligently in their office, but they are just wasting time poo stabbing.

"Jeremiah is a Poo Stabber!! He done poo stabbed Johnny! And he liked it!!"

by the smuts November 16, 2012

slobberknocker

big punch

you got knocked the fuck out

by kayleigh March 21, 2003