National Skirt Day (NSD)

Event: A day when women get to show off their legs for the purposes of generating upward movement in their companies. A day eagerly awaited and the purpose of which is often misinterpreted by men.

"The speech she made during National Skirt Day (NSD), unsurprisingly, commanded an unprecedented level of attention"

National Skirt Day (NSD) by BP Beta July 18, 2006

skeet skirt

Let's go

The cops broke up the party lets skeet skirt

skeet skirt by 50 Cent March 23, 2003

skirt 

An evil article of cloting worn by females that conceals a part or all of on of their sexist parts of the body - legs.

I wish that girl's skirt was a bit shorter.

skirt by Dildodo December 28, 2005

Skrot 

When the hair on your scrotum (ball sack) becomes knotted with the hair on your inner thigh. Often needs to be ripped out because it is a great annoyance/pain.

Dude this skrot is bugging the shit out of me, I gotta rip it out!

Skrot by Leone28 December 30, 2008

muscle skirt 

a muscle shirt or wife beater that is unnecessarily long, usually at least halfway down the thighs, that looks like it's a skirt if you don't know what it is

Pascal: Check out this wife beater, it really accentuates my pecs, don't you think?
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!

muscle skirt by Tigerboy July 21, 2008

Skirt 

The brown paper bag used to conceal a 40oz alcoholic beverage.

"Yeah, gimmie a 40 of 'cane widda skirt"

Skirt by Mr. BluePie December 17, 2008

Skirt 

To be trashy / look like white trash / ghetto / ridiculous

The act of skirting is to look ghetto trashy as fuck.

Damn that bitch is skirting so hard she needs to get her ghetto ass booty outta here, take a look in the mirror, and change some clothes if she wants to be seen in public with us.

Skirt by TeachMeHow2Jerk April 25, 2010