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A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets 

A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.
"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".

fuck the sheets 

To fuck up royally while attempting to accomplish something.
-Rob fucked the sheets on his math exam.

-Rob fucked the sheets instead of his girlfriend so she dumped him.
fuck the sheets by Logan24 August 5, 2005

skeetiful 

A woman with a face beautiful enough to skeet all over.
Damn that bitch from that party was skeetiful.
skeetiful by Assassi'Nate April 4, 2005

skeetfag 

(n.) A flaming queer with an alarmingly hearty appetite for semen. Originally used by ancient Greeks dating as far back as 478 BC.
Why didn't you tell me about about John?! I knew he was gay, but I didn't know he was a skeetfag - he nearly ripped my cock off.

Jason's totally wearing a v-neck, what a skeetfag.
skeetfag by DannyDEC August 4, 2007

skeet sheet 

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.
I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
skeet sheet by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

Skeet Skunteet 

When you cum or ejaculate and it fly's sideways
Cheznie was getting railed by the dog when the dog skeet skunteeted.
Skeet Skunteet by night Cricket December 1, 2020