A shovel knight is a poorly armed player in survival roleplay situations, who usually defends him or herself with unrealistically powerful melee weaponry, usually a shovel.
by Velikoth yes May 7, 2010

by MiiszAshlley September 29, 2007

by dick vandingo. March 27, 2009

When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.
Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.
by garrysoon March 23, 2010

by Brethren’s December 27, 2017

A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.
"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
by TheDregsofG-R-E-G November 4, 2011

by Thornton Reed December 7, 2010
