Shmoffle

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason

Jason is a shmoffle

by GDS klutch May 28, 2018

Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

Shmook

Shmook sh-m-oo-ck To hit it in every way possible

Joey "You tryin to shmook"
Connor "Oh I am going to shmook the took tonight"

by Ur_local_Jewcer August 20, 2018

Shmooger

a food in new york

I eat shmoogers

by Nourish October 20, 2018

Shmoo hair

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.

“Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut”

by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018

Shmofl

A cute name typically used to describe a boyfriend by his girlfriend. Used specifically before murdering them with a knife that you keep hidden away under your pillow.

"Reece you're my shmofl", "Then you're my shmofl", "You are such a shmofl"

by ReeceGibbo April 12, 2019

Shmoff

A person who loves drama or engaging in drama

Omg Megan keeps asking about drama She is a total shmoff

by Shmofferrrrr May 3, 2019