Shmegg, schmegg;
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
Verb: to smoke cannabis.
(Now Vape also)
Shmegg, schmegg, shmeggie, schmeggie;
Noun: • a joint or blunt;
• an amount of, or
an ounce of cannabis;
(Whole shmegg, half shmegg,
Q shmegg, 8 shmegg,
G shmegg…)
1st vocalized by a *fearless Southwest red rock hiker/climber, in 1989, before he & his Soul Brother set out on a short journey & sketchy ascent.
‘Shmeggie’ sounds like ‘schmegegge’ to a Yiddish speaker. Makes twisted sense, as ‘schmegegge’ can refer to a ‘silly’, ‘dopey’, ‘goofy’ person, (as well as its somewhat more negative connotations).
(The word is NOT associated with the genital ‘cheese’ called, ‘smegma’.)
“Let’s shmegg now… when we get to the top of the mesa & find a spot, I have another shmegg as a reward. There’s a
Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we
can say it in public’.”
🎶 “Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
Q shmegg at home for later!”
Why ‘shmegg’?
“Sounds like ‘smoke’. So we
can say it in public’.”
🎶 “Pass de shmeggie
on de left hand side…”🎶
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