Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit

LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.

by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017

Schmegma

Smelly cheese like substance found under the foreskin of a penis.

Andrew Smart is a schmegma thief.

by AndrewnotsoSmart October 29, 2017

Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater

Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA

by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018

Schmegma

Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.

When I see schmegma, I know I should’ve showered a long time ago.

by Bionodroid December 22, 2018

Smegmawaffles

IT is a combination of smegma and blue waffles. Also the best memepage on ig @smegmawaffles

Man can i eat ur smegmawaffles iT looks delicious!!!

by Smegmawaffles? March 28, 2019

smegma

sMeGmA gAng gAng follow sMeGmA gAng on YouTube and watch our SiCk aSs vLog

person 1: hey what’s up
me: SMEGMA GANG FUCK OFF

by fag123fag123 October 24, 2019

Smegmatard

A person who has surpassed fucktard. A real dickhead that reeks of their own shortcomings because they can't get over themselves.

That smegmatard of an ex has let down his child once again because he's rotting in his own funk of lazy excuses. Making children cry is the Limburger of cheesy dicked asshole moves.

by MsPunderful December 9, 2019