shake a tit

spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.

past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.

by henry lynn February 28, 2005

Shake it Up

Another shitty Disney show. When will they learn to bring the classics like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck back that the whole family can watch, not just stupid little girls? Anyway, the jokes suck, the music sucks, there are too many cliches, and TOO MUCH DAMN AUTOTUNE! The dancing is atrocious, and the singing isn't singing: its all fucking autotune! Just another crappy Disney show that only idiodic douchebag little girls can watch. Shows like this is the abomination of mankind!

Person 1: Hey, whats that on tv?
Person 2: Ooh, its "Shake it Up"
Person 1: What the fuck! Why isn't there talent in Disney Channel shows and music anymore?
Person 2: Yeah fuck this. I'm changing the channel.

by iwon'ttellumyname March 22, 2011

william shakespeare

In a word, genius. Born in Straford-Upon-Avon, England in the 1500s, he wrote plays for Queen Elizabeth. Next to the Bible, his works are the most quoted and alluded to ever. Some of his works include Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Twelth Night, Hamlet, Midsummer's Night Dream, Macbeth, King Lear, and Othello

William Shakespeare is the quintessential English author/playwright

by Petite Soeur July 15, 2008

shake a bitch

More a school of thought than a common term, used to describe the notion that while it might not be okay to hit a bitch, it certainly is alright to shake one until they come around to a reasonable line of thinking.

Naw man, I didn't hit her. I'm not like that. I just had to shake a bitch til she came up off my money.

by $50_the_secret_swallower April 15, 2010

Shampoo Shake

When you are stuck in the shower and out of shampoo with barely enough left to scrub your hair so you add water to the bottle and make a "Shampoo Shake"

John: "I ran out of shampoo so I had to make a Shampoo Shake"
Katy: "Sucks. I'll go buy more later"

by Sky159 June 18, 2011

shaked

The level of being drunk and high at the same time that is way beyond chill but a little before TRASHED. The level you want to achieve for maximum pleasure and relaxation. The level of thought where you realize that you could go further but have gone far enough.

Damn look at Travis. That kid is Shaked. One more hit and he is gonna be TRASHED.

We are all gettin Shaked tonight.

by NO DRAMA February 28, 2009

Thug Shaker Central

A small Discord server in which American Air Force airman, Jack Douglas Teixeira, leaked classified military documents. Teixeria was charged with two counts in violation of the Espionage Act on April 13, 2023.

A: Did you hear about what happened in Thug Shaker Central
B: No, what happened
A: Some dude leaked government documents lmao
B: What a fucking idiot

by kys (keep yourself safe) June 3, 2023