possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

Shell Shock

A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.

Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves

by KossB May 11, 2006

shell

Extreme intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by the inability to respond coherently to even simple questions. Derived from 'shell of a man'. One step up the scale of drunkenness from battered.

That was an excellent night. There was loads of beer and I pushed through battered to achieve shell.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004

Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.

Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003

shellshock

From the epic conker matches of your childhood. The tear-jearking moment when your (one hundred and eightier) conker loses a part of its shell after a well aimed blow from your opponent.

Usually a sure fire precurssor for a conker match defeat.

"OOOHHH! He's just got a shellshock! he's lost it"

by Myxomatosis August 30, 2005

shellfished

Invented by British gamer Scikar, shellfished is a derivative of prawned, which is a derivative of pwned, itself derivative of owned.

<Gamer #1> :( My sister just stole my laptop
<Gamer #2> Rofl, unlucky
<Gamer #3> shellfished

Replace the word "shellfished" with "owned" and you'll understand where it comes from.

by Xiathorn^ December 30, 2005

shellbebop

A chad Reinhardt player in the game Overwatch who has inspired others to solo shatter supports and evil meis.

“Congratulations you have been taken out by the sultan of stealth shellbebop”

by Shinjisolos March 21, 2023