Poop Smeller

A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.

Your a poop smeller.

by DonnyR September 17, 2014

Red Shelled

When you're going down on a girl, and when you really start to enjoy it, she has her period. It's like being in first place in Mario kart, until someone uses a red shell.

It was going so good last night, until she red shelled me

by Shrekling September 8, 2016

sellery

A place where the walls are covered in shit and skankbasket supreme's with cheese are crawling all over the place. Somewhere you only go if you're looking for a horrible time, or to play ping-pong.

I had nothing to do last night so I went to sellery and ended up smelling like Samuel L. after a visit to a farm in Wisconsin.

I went to sellery last night, and I got AIDS from just breathing.

by kdiggity2 November 6, 2007

pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.

Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!

by Ben Dover April 27, 2004

door smeller

A person who gets their kicks from sniffing someone else's door. Usually the door smeller has an attraction to the other person. Comparable to someone who sniffs panties, but not as severe nor kinky.

My sister's best friend pretends to go to the bathroom and actually sniffs by door when I am away at work. "You're a freakin stalker and door smeller! get away from me you freak!"

by An0NYmou5 August 7, 2007

Shelley

Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly

Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat

by Anshhhhsjdkks October 19, 2019

Penis Sweller

A girl (or guy) who gives a guy an erection.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick's a penis sweller!

Guy 2: Who? RuPaul?

Guy 1: Yeah, why?

Guy 2: ...That's a tranny.

Guy 1: ...*retches 5 times, than pukes for 30 seconds* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Guy 2: ROTFLOL!

by SSBSfanboy December 24, 2010