top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

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Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

by smokeajoint 42069 May 02, 2020

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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 26, 2024

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Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 25, 2021

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shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.

How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.

by DickButtRiddick February 15, 2024

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