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Cult sheep

Someone who is so dumb that you don't even know how it is possible. There is nothing in their head and if you punched their head it would shatter. Derives from cults which have brain washed people and sheep which are extremely dumb animals.
Mike and Pete were such cult sheep that when they punched each others' heads, both of their heads shattered.
by Lolalolalo February 16, 2014
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Sheep fuck

Someone who has no personal qualities, and immediately does what other sheep would do. The thought of thinking for yourself doesn’t exist. The epitome of a normie..
This sheep fuck makes a normie look tasteful
by incirclebegging December 12, 2018
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Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.
Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.
by doctercockter May 11, 2011
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sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
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Fuzzy Sheep

1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.

2. A reference to another man's testicles
Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"

Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."
by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011
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sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep
Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei
by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018
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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
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