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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
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Da Sheep

Da Sheep is used to chat to your friends about girls and is becoming an EVOLUTION
yooo my slime I know you don’t know da sheep like that but she’s swag init
by jebasauras February 10, 2021
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Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.
by wwex June 9, 2014
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Sheep Dit

Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".
When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012
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Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.
Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.
by doctercockter May 11, 2011
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Fuzzy Sheep

1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.

2. A reference to another man's testicles
Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"

Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."
by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011
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Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.
"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."
by JJamie March 1, 2014
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