Seaver

Any kind of person who bullsits about everything he says thinking everything he says evreyone would believe.

A seaver: lolz did you know i am related to shrek and my dad is a ninja and also my mom is a unicorn?
NORMAL KID: FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT! You think anyone believes you? *SPOOKA PUNCHES THE BITCH*

by the afrocolypse November 14, 2010

Shelved

The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.

Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..

by BP12 July 20, 2012

Fema-shave

When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream.

Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."

by rymoaz April 13, 2010

shelve

...Well not the quickest way (snorting is), but it is the most effective and efficient...80% absorbtion rate...if your into that shit.

"My ass was burning for 20 minutes after i shelved that bikkie."

by Diego September 30, 2003

shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.

every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.

by Obi Kaye November 6, 2008

Shave That Shit September

The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.

Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."

by Rae Dave January 16, 2009

No-Shave November

An excuse that one will not shave throughout the month of November

Man to Woman: Holy shit, your legs are hairy!
Woman to Man: -Bitchy- Uh, it's No-Shave November...

Child: You look just like Santa Claus!
Person: Shut the fuck up - it's No-Shave November

by noshaver:D November 15, 2009