sampolk torture

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

Sampson

Slang for weed aka marijuana. Originating from the movie "Half Baked" Starring Dave Chappelle

"You want to talk to Sampson?"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"

by 40oz-Warriors July 18, 2008

shampan

a small little pretty girl

that girl is maaaaaddddd shampan

by cracccccccccccccccck May 17, 2006

shampoo ambush

1.a method of shutting somebody up
2.something referred to when somebody's hair is extremely messy and/or greasy.

1.I wish somebody would give her a freaking shampoo ambush about now... she won't shut up!
2.eww that guys hair needs a shampoo ambush PRONTO

by OlaKiggsworth November 1, 2007

Shampizzle

A courageous shaman who teaches noobs to heal and protects the many creatures of the mystical land of Azeroth.

Sipper: When will the almighty Shampizzle show me how to heal once and for all...

Avvo: You just are not worthy enough to stand in front of the great Shampizzle.

by Shamp April 26, 2009

Shampube

Verb: to wash or bathe your pubic hair with shampoo.

Tim: Yo, man, I heard that she shampubes. I don't think I'd trust it.

Jon: Hell yea, so do I. I like keeping things fresh. I shampube everytime I shower.

*awkward silence*

Tim: Oh.

by adamadeus December 21, 2009

shampube

The act of wasing one's hair (on one's noggin), and applying the leftover shampoos to one's pubic hair. May sometimes be carried out for masturbational purpose rather than for hygienic one. Believed to be carried out often by a Jacob, and possibly by a Thomas.

Mum: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom for the last 30minutes!!??
Jacob: What the hell mum, I needed to shampube.

by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009