Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.
I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...
by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011
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1.You're a plus size female out dancing at a club with friends. You notice a small group of guys at the bar staring at you and laughing. Eventually one of them comes over and starts trying to dance behind you, rubbing against your ass, while his friends laugh uncontrollably. When you turn around and tell him to piss off, he laughs in your face and says, “Nah, girl, I’d totally fuck you if I thought I could find your pussy in all that blubber!”
2. You're a fat person using the elliptical trainer at the gym. A man walks by and gives you an encouraging pat on the shoulder. “GOOD FOR YOU!” he says loudly, a little patronizingly. He has pointed out that seeing people who look like you exercising in public is a strange and unfamiliar occurrance, an idea rooted in the assumption that fat people are uniformly lazy and unhealthy, and you, as an exception, therefore deserve to be recognized and lauded. You feel singled out, othered, and very uncomfortable.
3. A fat guy in a cafeteria is loading his plate with vegetables. The chef gives him a smile, makes a fat shaming comment, "I spose all that green stuff means room for more pudding eh?" as he sniggers expecting him to enjoy the joke that is essentially on him.
The fat guy finishes his meal and goes to leave the cafeteria. Just then a work colleague passes and grabs his male breast. "Caw get a load of these moobs! You lactatin' or what son?" jests the work colleague with a gaggle of sycophant friends with a collective IQ of 81.
2. You're a fat person using the elliptical trainer at the gym. A man walks by and gives you an encouraging pat on the shoulder. “GOOD FOR YOU!” he says loudly, a little patronizingly. He has pointed out that seeing people who look like you exercising in public is a strange and unfamiliar occurrance, an idea rooted in the assumption that fat people are uniformly lazy and unhealthy, and you, as an exception, therefore deserve to be recognized and lauded. You feel singled out, othered, and very uncomfortable.
3. A fat guy in a cafeteria is loading his plate with vegetables. The chef gives him a smile, makes a fat shaming comment, "I spose all that green stuff means room for more pudding eh?" as he sniggers expecting him to enjoy the joke that is essentially on him.
The fat guy finishes his meal and goes to leave the cafeteria. Just then a work colleague passes and grabs his male breast. "Caw get a load of these moobs! You lactatin' or what son?" jests the work colleague with a gaggle of sycophant friends with a collective IQ of 81.
by professional dancer June 8, 2013
Get the fat shaming mug.Patriarchal society has men do things like locker room talk against women, continuing traditions of burning women at the stake for pissing off religious male nut cases, calling Jesus' wife a whore simply to demean her or unnecessarily, making men feel entitled to women's bodies, media objectify women, and slut shaming is another misogynistic tactic snowflake perverted men raised with double standards resort to but have no shame or remorse for looking up porn for hours on end, oogling over women in WWE, going through magazines of women in lingerie. It encompasses all things in society we tell ourselves that men have more freedom and women have less because it comes down to our archaic views we have on sexuality and double standards that people feel everyone is entitled too.
Why should society be justified in slut shaming women yet the media has them as sex objects? Shouldn't we hold better versions of both genders and be able to respect each other?
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Pouring rain, Hail, Sleet, Wintry Mixures, Death Cookies
Pouring rain, Hail, Sleet, Wintry Mixures, Death Cookies
It's been dumping in Park City for 2 months straight. We'll totally have rad snow conditions, as long as a Shannoning doesn't show up and screw with the weather.
by DJ Shelly Shell January 20, 2011
Get the Shannoning mug.A term coined by social reformists to refer to the ignorant shaming, insulting, badmouthing and obscene remarks aimed at individuals possessing one of three of the standard body types (their being Mesomorphic, Endomorphic and Ectomorphic, namely body types that either specialize in creating and storing fat cells, creating and storing muscle cells, or a rapid metabolism that specializes in providing energy to the body by consuming resources that normally produce muscle and fat cells). Endomorphs. Endomorphs have a soft round body build and a high proportion of fat tissue, a trait passed on by cultures residing in cold climates, who relied upon the stored fat for survival. In the modern culture, inspired by a false image of the “perfect human body” in popular media, the need for fat storage in warmer climates (inhabitants of which having more Endomorphic or Ectomorphic body types) isn’t as necessary. As humans tend to feel a strong need to put down others to make themselves feel better, they have developed ways to shame individuals with a higher than average fat content (just like those who’re a different height, color, or culture) by insulting them for their differences.
Ricky: “HEY FATTY! UR SO FAT, WHEN YOU SIT AROUND THE HOUSE, U SIT AROUND THE HOUSE!
Bobby: “Seriously? Are you fat shaming because I aced the Midterms, and you flunked out? Just stop.”
Ricky: “NAW MAN, U JUST FAT! FAT FAT FAT! YEP, BECAUSE YOU’RE BIGGER THAN ME, YOU DESERVE RIDICULE!”
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Sarah: “Hey, could I have a small strawberry ice cream, please?
Skinny Tara (*two enormous fistfuls of icecream in hand*): “DUMB FATTY! DRINK A SLIMFAST INSTEAD!
Bobby: “Seriously? Are you fat shaming because I aced the Midterms, and you flunked out? Just stop.”
Ricky: “NAW MAN, U JUST FAT! FAT FAT FAT! YEP, BECAUSE YOU’RE BIGGER THAN ME, YOU DESERVE RIDICULE!”
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Sarah: “Hey, could I have a small strawberry ice cream, please?
Skinny Tara (*two enormous fistfuls of icecream in hand*): “DUMB FATTY! DRINK A SLIMFAST INSTEAD!
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