Feem seme

The fluids released from a female during sex and or masturbation. shortened term for female semen. also known as lady cum or vag blasts

My girlfriend was wearing her miniskirt while riding on the back of my motorcycle, next thing ya know Feem seme was leaking everywhere.

by brewthaman November 2, 2011

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

Auto-selective memory

Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them

My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..

by ReMarkAble December 3, 2015

Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

face semen

The shit that comes out of acne.

Ew, Brad's scratching his acne. Here comes the face semen.

by AggressiveExile October 1, 2017

Devils semen

the mucus that protrudes out of one's lungs after being possessed by any number of microbes and viruses. ie sick. pertaining in particular to the mucus with color variants of the yellow, black, and green-hued variety

I am still recovering from my illness, and dodge being sick for so long.. but i slipped up and now my lungs are filled with the devils semen.

by tapeside May 9, 2018

all semen eye

A trio of men blowing each other, making an Illuminati triangle shape.

Time to form the All Semen Eye and let our powers combine!

by deakonlogic September 19, 2019