Seamen

when 2 twinks cum on each other's chests

Yo, I heard that Bob and Joe Seamened today.

by Mio The EYEBLEEDING BADASS March 21, 2020

vaginal seamonkies

The definition of the strange creatures that live inside SPAngie's vaginal region. You can find her displacing them all over the floor in Swiftirc

OMG Angie is displacing here vaginal seamonkies on the floor again :O

by RSBawjaws February 19, 2011

schamo

A small inflatable boyunciaide

Laura could not swim without her schamo!

by Teach October 27, 2004

seamstress

A super-busty gal whose ample gazongas are so impossibly perky-firm and stick out so ridiculously far (think Rebecca Wild) that they're obviously just implants; one has only to lift her boobs slightly and check underneath to see the obviously-visible stitch-scar-grooves from the plastic surgery. :P

Anytime a chesty gal braggingly shows off her humongous boobs to me, I always check to see if her "fun bags" are truly "real 'n' natural" or not before I compliment her too highly --- there are so many seamstresses out there!

by QuacksO September 20, 2017

schamidge

Two slices of buttered bread, choice of filling. Localised slang; Reading and Newquay.

"Get me a schamidge NOW mofo"
"Irene's plastered... get her a schamidge"

by Schamidge Damage June 25, 2006

Schamoglified

To be totally inebriated with loss of most bodily functions as a result of drinking a copius amount of alcohol

John: Jesus that was some night.
Mike: I drank 20 shots of Tequila.....Fuck I was "Schamoglified"!!
OR

John: How did ya get on with ya one???
Mike: Ah I got her "Schamoglified" and brought her home with me!!

by Aidooooooo August 4, 2008

Seameleon

1. A neon child who loves octoberness and Katy Perry,

2. Among those who have killed the weasel. (see Seal, Penguin, Pladypus, Frog, etc)

3. Literally, "a fucked-up mutation between a seahorse and a chaemeleon."

1. KID 1: Whoa, that boy has really blonde hair!
KID 2: Yeah, he's a seameleon, ftw!!!!

2. "The seal, penguin, pladypus, frog, naraffe, and i (the seameleon) have killed a weasel."

3. see a picture of the pokemon Horsea. then mix it with a picture of a chaemeleon. you'd get a pretty good idea

by ryanastaseaya November 25, 2009