Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.

Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.

by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

Angry seagull

Getting 2 foot kicked in the back of the head and then shat on

Had a right goer last night pal, she wanted the Angry seagull

by jaffajake July 26, 2022

Screaming seagull

When you have sex with a girl on the beach and dip your dick in the sand before penetrating.

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.

by Cmon now September 14, 2018

Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020

Canadian Seagulls

A slang for the common animal 'Canadian Geese'

"Wow! Look at all those Canadian Seagulls"

by TheDefinitionFox October 2, 2018

ULA Seagull

Killing Starships
Rude
Horny
Shitting on MidBay all day long

ULA Seagull is a horny seagull.

by MidBay May 7, 2021

Flock of Seagulls

An idea that did not age well based on the strange 80's haircut.

My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.

by Kahuna77 September 4, 2020