angry seagull
When you are screwing a girl on a beach, you take your penis out, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in her.
angry seagull by NaMdiZzLe May 16, 2006
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Angry seagull
An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.
This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted”
“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
Angry seagull by Hoseman August 2, 2019
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Angry Seagul
An angry seagull is a sexual term, it refers to the act of hiding in a cupboard or other item of furnishings and viewing a couple engageing in an act of passion i.e. fucking eachother senseless, this is common when a husband is spying on his wife while shes having sex with someone else, the act may be commited whilst sipping a refreshing beverage, whilst watching the dirty pervert will toss ones self off (for our American readers, Jerk ones self off) and Jizz into ones hand, he will then proceed to break free off his hiding place and run at the couple doing the dirty yelling caaaa caaaa, like a seagull, and waving ones arms in a windmill effect, also similiar to a seagull, this will mean ones love potion is flung over the horny couple rendering them both disgruntled and embarresed.
"I bust a naughty all over your mommas face last night ciril", "I know Germentrude i was watching from a wardrobe, i was planning to commit the Angry seagul but unfortunately i didnt make a sexy explosion in time", "Oh what a dreadful shame my good man, well better luck next time", "Why thankyou my dear friend i will practice more for next time"
Angry Seagul by Muhammed Legend July 14, 2007
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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