Screw dog

A name given to correctional officers by crims.
screw do-o-g

"Muster time ,Return to your own landings" Officer

"Whatever you Screw Dog, take me down the back." little johnny.

by Unna bro May 12, 2011

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

dick screw

You screw it in your choice the ass or the nut

My uncle helped me dick screw the damn thing in the nut

AHHHHHH yeet

Mother chubler

by Uh yeeter December 11, 2017

Screw up

Screw up can be two different things

Ugh I’m such a screw up. :=(
Dang it I just screw up

Although your not so don’t ever say that or else... I’ll call you a turd on repeat!

by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020

holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.

Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.

by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017

the extra screw

This is the screw that after disassembling and reassembling any item/device is left over and has no visible place to go.

Everytime I work on laptops, I add another 'extra screw' to my collection

OR

I can't find where this screw goes
It's alright man, its just The Extra Screw

by Josh Buss February 27, 2011

Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.

Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.

by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009