Scrambled Egg

To have sex with your female partner during menstruation

Your birds on bro, haven't you got blue balls? Na bro, we put a towel down and made a scrambled egg

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

Scrambled Egg

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

cat scraps

Refers to an undesirable women.

Did you have a fun time on your date? No, she was just cat scraps.

I'm going out tonight, hope I don't end up with cat scaps.

by triosfactor February 23, 2011

key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 July 6, 2011

turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.

Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."

by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013

Man Scraps

men in prison too unattractive to rape

jake was left alone during the riot, clearly the man scraps

by Dykebomber March 29, 2015