It's a place where parents and the government force their children to go to to get an education. Most of the stuff you learn there is useless and is never used in real life. You don't learn stuff like survival skills, life skills, ect.. You learn bullcrap like run on sentences, how your blood gets from your head to your heart, etc.. This is why kids are so dumb and get into drugs, because parents are stupid enough to believe their kid actually learn something.
Parent: you don't go to school I'm giving you up for adoption. Your future depends on school.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
Kid: But I want to work at walmart and they don't teach you anything about that.
Parent: Your going back to the adoption center, you little sh*t.
And that's how the kid become a crack addict and never got their dream job. Walmart.
by THEREALDIC. March 5, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet
the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world
also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities
has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world
also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities
has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
Get the No Schoolingmug. by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
Get the schoolmug. Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017
Get the Schoolmug.