wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.

Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife

by Jebby3 August 9, 2009

u spoon

means the same thing as u mad?

me: u spoon?
you: nop rly
me: yuno spoon?
you: yuso spoon...

by <Poker.png> October 6, 2011

lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)

Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.

by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012

dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

Silver Spooned

When a game or level of a game becomes suspiciously easy.
Watch out, usually game developers use these moments to set complex traps.

There's my goal right there but this has been too easy. I've been silver spooned, there's a trap or puzzle somewhere, I'm sure of it.

by Rainalot_ May 31, 2017

Flipping Spoon

The act of switching from the spooning position to a 69 position.

The lovers flipped spoon to get things heated up.

Flipping spoon during the sexy-time to make sweet, sweet love.

by A-Rod-gei November 30, 2019