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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.

The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.
I don't like this game...

I like it when the red water comes out...

That fish smells about done.

-Salad Fingers
by BeatleLuver95 January 5, 2009
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Canadian Salad

Including, but not limited to:

1. Noun: A cornucopia of love
2. Noun: A smorgasbord; a diverse prostitution circle.
3. Verb: To develop an assembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female vagina containing dental modification. (Vagina Dentata).
"I gave that bitch a Canadian Salad. Bitches love Canadian Salad".
by Oberlin Barnardians March 13, 2011
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salad side

The short-side on a goalie, the weaker of an opponent's two sides.
He swooped in off the wing and tried to stuff the puck salad side.

He's been dominating you on the forehand all match, you've got to pound his salad side if you want a chance.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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salad bowl

Nickname for the city of Salinas California, located 40 miles south of San Jose. The name is based on the agricultural significance of the area and its location in the Salinas Valley.
They gang bang like its 1994 in the Salad bowl.
by Geee-no April 22, 2008
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Salad shaker

A term that a group of fans used to create fake made up definitions made around February 2018 trying to make Millie Bobby Brown seem to imply innuendo about Jacob Saggytits when it’s probably just a misworded word and is actually talking about real leafy green salads.
“Oh my god! Did you hear? Millie Bobby Brown called Jacob Saggytits a salad shaker! And the internet says it’s sexual!”
Calm your tits. They’re kids. She probably just typed something that didn’t make sense and people started to make fake definitions for it.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. There was no trace of it being an innuendo until she said something.”
by Hakunayourmatatas March 17, 2018
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polk salad

It is a plant that grows in the south. It is very common in Georgia. It grows on a stalk and has green leaves. The plant can reach several feet tall by summer. I have seen them 6 feet tall. In the summer it produces red berries that birds love. The leaves are boiled, rinsed then cooked in bacon fat or lard with onions or eggs. It tastes like spinach. The tender stalks are chopped, coated in flour and fried, and tastes like okra. I have eaten tis wild plant all my life, and love it! It is said you can not harvest the plants once they produce berries. Old wives tales are once the plants produce berries they are poisionous, but birds do eat them and are not affected by them.
by Southern Lady April 7, 2004
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Egg Salad

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022
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