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Swamp Hippie

A Redneck with liberal political and religious views. Usually drives a 4 wheel drive vehicle, owns a handgun, loves his country but believes in free love, cares about welfare of other humans and animals and digs tunes by the Grateful Dead.
A few of the local Swamp Hippies setup a mud wrestling match to help raise money to stop global warming.
by Skinmann February 21, 2009
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Swamp Logging

The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient defecates. In the modern vernacular, to go down on a woman while she takes a shit.

See also blumpkin.
When my buddy Chris worked at Taco Bell he walked in on his manager swamp logging the fat girl who worked the cash register.
by redconsensus January 4, 2010
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swamp ass

"Swamp ass" is the putrid stench eminating from the human groin. It is caused by sweat and/or not wiping the ass sufficiently.
No woman is going to lick your balls if you suffer from swamp ass!
by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004
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swamp molly

that broad you hit was a swamp molly
by Big Daddy Roger B October 29, 2015
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swamp gas

FBI code word for ghosts and/or UFOs
nothing to worry about here, just some swamp gas caused a flare in the atmosphere...
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
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swamp dick

the sensation you feel on your penis when:

A) you take a condom off of your dick right after you bang a nice hot and wet vagina.

B) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days.
A) Will: Dude, I just banged the guts out of this slut in my car, and when I took the condom off, my dick felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

B) Will: Dude, I just got back from a 3-day ass spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, Chris, and it feels like I got a sweaty rodent in my pants.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!
by cheapshott July 19, 2006
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swamp ass

An oily, wet, sometimes lumpy secretion which becomes plastered,...no..pasted, between the cheeks of your ass, and in the worst cases, oozes out of the crack near the satchel and skid marks your underwear, and if your wearing slacks, them too. Condition can bring on an uncomfortable rash, butt cheek pimples, and the dreaded festering lump around your underwear leg band.
Dude,..you got swamp ass or what?
by Pierce-a-cola February 5, 2008
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