Staley

v.- 1. to slowly fade from social scenes and become reclusive altogether.

2. to die of a drug overdose.

in reference to layne staley, lead vocalist of grunge band alice in chains.

person 1: dude, where has joe been?
person 2: i dont know man, he staley'd.

by bella45 October 21, 2008

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
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(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

Stalin

Hitlers Nazi homo buddies

Hitler is Stalin's bitch

by HailRussia November 11, 2019

Stalin

One of the types of units used to measure the degree of mass genocides. The typical conversion is 1 Stalin = 18,000,000 deaths

Alongside Stalins, a unit known as hitlers are also used to measure 3,000,000 deaths

This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa

Alongside Stalins, a unit known as hitlers are also used to measure 3,000,000 deaths

This means 1 Stalin is equals to 3 hitlers and vice versa

by AverageLawAbidingCitizen November 9, 2018

Joseph Stalin

Joseph Stalin is amazing, like truly amazing. Look Joseph Stalin up in my dictionary and just one word is written: perfect. You may think that I am just massively soppy or love drunk, but I speak the honest truth. Joseph Stalin has the incredible, super-human ability to make me smile even more than I usually do, just by doing the simplest thing. This guy is the epitome of awesome, I’m not joking; he makes me just the happiest. He has the most wicked personality and sense of humour that can make me giggle for, I’d say, a good half hour. However, it’s not just Joseph Stalin’ personality that’s amazing, so are his looks, even though he denies this fact! Joseph Stalin can make me feel like the most special and important girl in the world (even though I’m blatantly not) and I trust that he loves me, for the all right reasons. He is talented, but not a show off – well, maybe, occasionally – though, he’s impressive. Joseph Stalin is really good at drawing and makes me feel on top of the actual world when he hugs me and holds me in his arms, even after a terrible day. I often worry that I’m not good enough because this boy deserves someone incredible, but back off ladies, he’s mine! I would be an idiot to lose such a funny, kind and amazing guy – I am many things, but certainly not an idiot. To have him in my little life makes me unbelievably happy; Joseph Stalin makes me grin like a fool.

Mao: Yo that Joseph Stalin dude is a chad! Always wished I was him
Kim-Jong Un: Did you hear that Stalin got a 4.0 GPA? 1700 on the SAT too!
Hitler: Stalin just stole my long time gf, but who cares, he's a better person than I am!

by Gay Russian May 8, 2019

stale pussy

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

by Cambo against Jarred February 8, 2005

Stalagmite

The act of being not funny

"After Pat made a dumb joke, we all told him that he was stalagmite"

by Michael Albert November 10, 2004