Critch Sitch

Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.

My book bag totally covered for me on the bus... I had a major critch sitch.

by am-e lizzabert July 28, 2008

mad awk sitch

Abbreviation for "mad awkward situation." A very awkward situation. Used to express immediate discomfort toward a person or circumstance.

Amira: "Mad awk sitch!"
Charles: "Mad awk sitch, fer sure."

by Charles Pina July 21, 2006

peep the sitch

A interrogative statement requesting the current status(peep) of the situation(sitch) unfolding nearby.

Abbreviation for "peeping the situation"

Bro, you go to the party first and peep the sitch, tell me if its poppin', then let me know if I should come down.

by dogchat May 22, 2009

Leapold "Butters" Scotch

A fictional character from the television show "South Park". During season 6 he took the place of Kenny as Kenny had died permanantly (to be put back without warning at the end of "Red Sleigh Down"). He is most commonly known as just "Butters". Butters is blonde and has the same face as every other caucasion boy in 4th grade (exception: Eric T. Cartman). Butters was "kidnapped by a Porto Rican guy" (actually attempted to have been murdered by his mother) at the end of season 5.

I am so mad that Kenny got replaced by Leapold "Butters" Scotch!

by KLJ lrisuriosifajldukrusiojfks May 18, 2011

satchel

A large, preferably navy green bag, used to transport large quantities of beer into the unsuspecting bathrooms of bars, restaurants, theaters, etc; where they are then to be chugged. Satchel is most commonly used among sketchy individuals; the less fortunate and/or college students. Tactic to save money.

Dude, you ready to satchel it up?

by LizzJizz March 31, 2007

Fother Mucking- Bon of a Sitch

Noun:It meens a mother fucking- son of a bitch, but you do not say anything bad!

1)There is a FOther Mucking- Bon of a Sitch at school that keeps kicking my butt.

2) You Fother Mucking- Bon of a Stich!!

by Baglebites11 May 3, 2005

Scotched

A state of mind induced by drinking copious quantites of scotch. Usually can be identified by a happy, mellow feeling at night and a dry mouth the next day.

Don't drive while scotched.

Why go to a bar and drink when you can sit home and get scotched?

by The Colonel December 2, 2004