Sort it

To figure something out, Work something out

I don't know what's wrong with him... You need to sort it!
You had better sort it then...

by 2SpiritSoul January 24, 2012

shortstack

a particularly short person

"that shortstack cooks might good"

by JT December 15, 2003

White Shorts Theory

The theory that states that any girl wearing white shorts will always look attractive at a distance, especially at night. Always. This theory might produce actual results of the forementioned girl actually being attractive, but she will definitley look slightly less attractive than what you imagined her to be.

Guy: "Yo duuuude, check out that girl in the white shorts, she looks bangin'!"
Theorist: "I dunno man, remember white shorts theory. She could totally be an uggo."
Guy: "Good call, I'll get closer and scope her out."

by Duke92 October 26, 2010

Sortsa

A conjunction of "sort" and "of".

That conversation got me all sortsa hot.

by Crystallinecortex December 11, 2020

soresum

A compound of the word "so" and the popular mispelling of awesome, "oresum". Notably the word doesn't make much sense if read on papaer until the reader tries to pronounce it.

That computer is soresum.

by Lapse_Of_reason April 23, 2009

somtsm

"Sucking on my titties so milky", as quoted in the song "I like to Fuck" by Tila Tequila.

This phrase is often substituted for the more commonly used "SMD" or "SMC" but is more applicable to the female gender.

Similar to SOMTLYWMCM

Guy: "Go fuck yourself"
Girl: "SOMTSM"

by ehmnix February 1, 2010

Softshite

An inoffensive but dimwitted person. Used in Merseyside U.K.

1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.

by Toester56 July 1, 2011