sharpie owned

1 when someone falls asleep at a party, everyone pulls out their sharpies and writes all over them.

2 one of the most annoying things that can happen(can take hours to clean off all that ink)

That guy from Garden State was completely sharpie owned.

by Klytze March 29, 2008

Sharpie Raid

Drawing on your friend with a sharpie before they wake up (usually without their consent).

This usually happens at sleepovers.

Basically, the first person (or people) to wake up get to draw on everyone else with Sharpies. Of course there is always the risk of getting your friends really mad.

"Aw dude! Those two got up first and they sharpie raided everyone! I now have a drawing of a monster coming out of my ass."

"You think that's bad? Look at what they did to my face!!!"

by Sharpie Raid Queen April 28, 2010

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

Sharpen the Sword

Another phrase for masturbating

Guy 1: Hey where you going
Guy 2: I’m gonna go sharpen the sword
Guy 1: Have fun dude

by .&:&3&83 July 7, 2018

sharp note

A sharp note is a note which has a "half" quality to it: Its pitch sounds incorrect to the key but sounds good to the human at the same time.

Ok, now that's definitely a sharp note in this song.

by ￰ October 20, 2018

sharp no cap

nova (northern virginia) slang, basically means i’m hip to these facts; pretty much the same as both facts moe and no printer, just fax

person 1: man, it’s fucked up how humans really ruined the environment
person 2: facts moe
person 3: sharp no cap

by regnovabinch March 11, 2019

Scarp

A die fly fight was where no one gets hurt between friends. A fight where a friendship stays intact.
Similar to “scrap” which is fighting but in a friendly manner.

Tommy, you trying to scarp??

by Tubebeslaleche July 6, 2019