Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

Snickers slapper

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun

wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.

by JayFonz August 25, 2009

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

extreme slap

when someone unleashes their HULK-STRENGTH and slaps you so fast it almost breaks your neck and its recommended that you go to a hospital within 4 hours or risk your spine collapsing.

guy 1: MAN FVCK YOU B1TCH, IMMA KICK YOUR ASS.
guy 2: uuhhh no, extreme slap

by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010

Placenta slap

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015

Choccy Slam

When aggressive anal penetration is performed whilst the partner has diarrhea

The wife had some bad chicken so I finally got to do the choccy slam

by SlamDaddy69 May 29, 2018

Victory Slap

The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.

“Hey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?”
“Yea, her face is still red.”

by Biggucciskeet March 30, 2019