A shovel knight is a poorly armed player in survival roleplay situations, who usually defends him or herself with unrealistically powerful melee weaponry, usually a shovel.
by Velikoth yes May 07, 2010
by MiiszAshlley September 13, 2007
by dick vandingo. March 27, 2009
When one sticks his penis in a toilet full of diarrhea and pulls the shit up with his penis and then get's a blow job while he has disgusting multicolored feces on his penis. And then after he is done, he makes out with the one who gave him a blow job.
Hey Paul how did you enjoy that Swedish Shovel-Up last night that I gave you? Well, it tasted a bit tangy, but on the bright side, i brushed my teeth after.
by garrysoon March 24, 2010
by Brethren’s December 28, 2017
A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.
"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"
by TheDregsofG-R-E-G November 04, 2011
by Thornton Reed December 06, 2010