Shipderping

When one "derps" in the middle of a ship, while having feels for both characters. The level of shipderping is made more intense when one ships the couple in which they are shipderping.

Michelle: I'm really "Shipderping" right now...

Rachel: What ship?

Michelle: It's wincest. I definitely don't ship it, but I get so many Sam feels and Dean feels, it's ridiculous.

Rachel: You think you have it bad? I'm Shipderping Destiel.

Michelle: Oh wow. That's intense.

by mrsmentos December 24, 2012

Ship Captain

The ship captain is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the captain of shipping people, thus known as the ship captain. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you son. Jk. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she will immediately abandon ship and get a new ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you're targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they're like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has done to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to check their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.

Caden: ugh I've been targeted
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL

by KkMoikK July 17, 2018

Ship Shaming

The act of shaming someones otp or pairing of two or more characters from a book or media.

Ew,You ship hankcon? Gross.

Ship shaming much Karen?

by Goatdaddy420 June 14, 2020

Shimsho

Shimsho is a slave and usually works for numerous gambling websites. He gets bullied on a daily basis for not finishing client work in a ridiculous amount of time, hence why #NationalBullyShimshoDay was created.

Finish my fucking design #NationalBullyShimshoDay
Where is my website I ordered a minute ago? #NationalBullyShimshoDay

by madnesspsd June 23, 2020

Ship

A ship is a big boat with an engine at minimum a tugboat.

I was on a ship last day became sea sick lol

by Sikeovateas December 3, 2021

ship fodder

a character in a show or movie who has multiple implied or directly stated love interests. this character is usually very attractive and also not the main character. they usually exist either to give the audience someone to thirst over or someone to ship aggressively with every single character they come into contact with.

A: do you like shoto todoroki from mha?
B: nah, he gives me ship fodder vibes

by kifvnt February 3, 2023

The ship sunk

A certain couple or shipped pair have broken up or did not get together.
The One True Pairing that did not succeed.

Person One:Hey did you hear about the power couple,Michelle and Peter
Person Two:Yeah bro,the ship sunk.

by da_rules July 23, 2015