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bush screws

The mechanical screws left over after a job is finished. These left over screws are thrown in the bush. The screws either were extra or were not re-installed in the proper place
After repairing my laptop, I was left with 5 bush screws.
by Frank Rizzo Jr. September 21, 2011
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holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.
Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.
by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017
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Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime
*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂
by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019
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the extra screw

This is the screw that after disassembling and reassembling any item/device is left over and has no visible place to go.
Everytime I work on laptops, I add another 'extra screw' to my collection

OR

I can't find where this screw goes
It's alright man, its just The Extra Screw
by Josh Buss February 27, 2011
mugGet the the extra screwmug.

dick screw

You screw it in your choice the ass or the nut
My uncle helped me dick screw the damn thing in the nut

AHHHHHH yeet

Mother chubler
by Uh yeeter December 11, 2017
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Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.
Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
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Screw up

Screw up can be two different things
Ugh I’m such a screw up. :=(
Dang it I just screw up

Although your not so don’t ever say that or else... I’ll call you a turd on repeat!
by Roseachild:/ April 25, 2020
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