Arizona Sandstorm

The sexual act of a male wrapping his dick in sandpaper with the rough side on the outside and then having vaginal intercourse with a female.

Dude, she totally wanted the Arizona Sandstorm! She must have a vagina of steel!

by TheCakeIsNotALie May 12, 2014

spencer sands

Little dick. Nobody will ever date him, (or at least suck his nothing) and he smells like a man whore

Gee man, you have a Spencer sands on your hands! I wouldn't want that.

by BigWeiner69 May 27, 2014

David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019

bryan santos

Bryan Santos is that one gay kid in your school who tries to act straight

You know That gay kid Bryan Santos?
He’s gay?
I think

by Rheidufvdd October 20, 2019

Solar Sands

Hottest man alive

Person 1: Ayo is that Solar Sands?
Person 2: *fucking melts*

by Sinixter August 15, 2022

George Santosed

When you fall for someone's bald-faced, outlandish lies.

I was so George Santosed by my boyfriend who said he was a doctor, had a house in the Hamptons, and that his dad was an astronaut; can't believe I fell for that.

by Luigi Pepperoni January 18, 2023

George Santos

Lied about everything... But he shouldn't resign... Because my ability to use him as a vessel to imposes my will on the populous to too important.... More important than THE TRUTH MY GOD DEMANDS... I'm a good Christian and NOT a paid actor and a shill...

Hym "You see that George Santos shit?"

Iam "Mm? Yeah... Wasn't all that interesting..."

Hym "True. The response to it was far more interesting than the actual reality of a politician defrauding the country... Which is... Ironic? Is that irony? I wouldn't know. I'm not some kind of screenwriter."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023