The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

rule 1

You do not talk about fight club.

Rule 1. You do not talk about fight club.

by Bazzterd April 9, 2008

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

by bobandbill December 27, 2010

five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

by drew s April 19, 2004

Raylena

The greatest friend you could ever have in your life,great lover and mother sister and cuzo.! to sum it all up shes freaking awesome!!

You should have a raylena in your life

by Sexyskittlez45 September 12, 2013

Rule 97

Rule 97 of the internet, the combination of the two rules 34 and 63

Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 63 : If it exists, there is a genderswapped version of it.

Rule 97 (34 + 63) : If it exists there is a genderswapped porn of it, if not it is in the making.

Bro1 : Bro, I just found a genderswapped photo of Peach squishing Marios titties
Bro2 : Shit bro, rule 97 strikes again

by It Should Be Wednesday My Dude December 18, 2018

Rayle

Rayle is a cute girl that has a corky personality and sense of humor. She will often seen as a weird girl, but get to know her you might have a girl that brightens up your day when you see her.
But sometimes she's not always fine.

Holy cow I have a big crush on that girl Rayle over there.

by Idk...Max March 25, 2019