rubber chicken

-what a penis can look like when it is "shaven"
-another name for a penis

jojo: "did i tell you what michael said to me while we were hooking up?!"
demi: "no! what did he say!?!"
jojo: "he told her he felt bad because it looked like a rubber chicken..."

by HB LOVER March 24, 2011

hey rube

With a genesis in the circus, "Hey Rube" is hollered when an individual wants to call for help from his entire team in an emergency.

If someone is being attacked, they would yell out "Hey Rube" and his compatriots would rush to rally to his defense.

by Ron Shulkin September 26, 2004

Rubber Ninjas

The best vending machine toy ever.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

rubberneck

someone slowing traffic down because they are too busy looking at something/someone

"whats slowed the traffic down?"..."that guy up ahead is too busy rubbernecking!"

by pummelweed February 2, 2010

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

Ruben

ruben is an extreemly clever individual who is known to be ridiculously atractive. He is a fan of cats and has a sensitive element to him which tends to atract the oposite sex. He uses lord of the rings to seduce females

"wow your looking Rubenish today"

by kimlyn:) March 4, 2012